Welcome to Dinosaur Broadcasting Company’s 10:46 o’ clock show. I’m Laurenyx, your host for today and we have three guests joining us inside the cave. Cristinasaurus, Keithasaurex and Raitisaraptor, coming from all over Pangia to witness the Full Sun, a spectacle that only occurs every 2000 years.
*side note*
Raitis: My geography is off, can you remind me what’s that?
Keith: that’s the only continent; we’re on it.
Raitis: Got it.
Lauren: Hello gentle-reptilians, pleasure having you here. Can all of you introduce yourself really quickly?
Cristina: Roar, hi I’m Cristinasauraus and I’m known for having the world’s tiniest claws and I am one of the guests from the Eastern European Plateau.
Raitis: I’m Raitisaraptor. Not to brag but my hobby and primary talent is eating greenery, i am a very versatile being, i can eat it from high above and far below. To see more videos of me eating grass, please follow me on instaROCK.
Keith: Roar there, I’m from the great land of Indoplateau, and you’ll know me from the great rock sculptures all throughout Pangia.
Lauren: Awesome, welcome everyone. Can one of you tell me what it is that we are witnessing here today?
Keith: Honestly, nothing I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. It’s amazing, such a beautiful sight out there. In fact, I think this is a great omen for something remarkable that is going to happen in Pangia. But who knows? I remember the olden days when my own Grandmasauras used to say, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get”
Cristina: Babasaurus says that this flying thing is nothing but an overgrown potato, really, or maybe a pokemon. Either way it is meant to bring wealth and growth and maybe better rocks.
Raitis: Just perhaps, this is a falling meteor that will kill us all and our remains will contribute to the formation of oil, and some years later a country named UAE will discover it and become super rich, then the rulers of the country will decide to open a University in the middle of an island, and the next form of life will come from all around the world to study there? *Pause* but this is of course non-sense.
Cristina: next time keep your wisdom in your 3-metre long neck, Raitisaraptor.
Lauren: things are getting heated up, Let’s be civil and stop acting like some prehistoric creatures. Let me just remind the audience, that we accept live messages! Dont shy away from the opportunity to ask questions, confess love for our guests, or shout out for your favourite habibi -saurus. On that note, the temperature does seem to have gone up around the world and it does seem to be a lot brighter these days. And um uh, excuse me, let me just wipe my tail. Oof! It’s getting hot in here, isn’t it?
Cristina: Yeah… my claws don’t usually get this sweaty. Maybe it’s the adrenaline, haha.
Lauren: More about what is happening with the Full Sun later, but now let’s take a moment to give some love for our sponsors.
Ad sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5F0Lq03spM&list=PLnnxRSLejUndkH0rWzc2_qVlQTLxPv_0O
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Lauren: Thank you for staying with us, everyone. And we are back live in the cave. Our next question is: how long do you think the full sun will last? What’s your forecast?
Raitis: Definitely two moons, or at least two moons, but i hope not longer, because the greeneries are dying, it really looks to me like a global crisis is coming.
Cristina: Speaking of greeneries, Laurenyx, are we still getting the free food? I only signed up for the free food.
Keith: Me too! I want some free food.
Lauren: You are a tough crowd, let’s see what our listeners have to say!
Q&A: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V1dl221Q3YLDYjAGISVAdTgYOSh7GEtfmqsr4-E_xOM/edit?usp=sharing
*As we are answering the last question/reading *
Keith: Wait wait wait… everyone look outside.
Cristina: *screams*
*Background noise of large commotion*
Lauren: Oh no what is happening?! The full sun is approaching
Everyone: *screams*
*Large destruction noise*
*Radio cuts*
Commotion:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZuH4_Zn6YM
Explosion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ0XFNgdFLY
White noise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCnCMHNyny8
Raitis: in spite of the recent tragic events, the assignment for Protzsaurus’ IM Class still exists. Please upload your homework written on clay pieaces. ROAR out.